dir. Ridley Scott
The Story: Gladiator type stuff...I think. I really can't remember because it's been ages since I've seen this sword and sandal flick, and it left zero impression on me at the time.
What Happened After the Cameras Stopped: A few millenia (give or take a few centuries) of human history: the Printing Revolution, the Renaissance, Electricity, Duece Bigalow, and the ShamWow all happen.